I'm an ADOLESCENT so I must be FOOLISH
I'm WHITE so I must be INTOLERANT
I love NATIVES so I must BE ONE
I wear a PENTACLE so I must be SATANIC
I don't wear GIRL'S CLOTHES so I must be a LESBIAN
I listen to POPULAR MUSIC so I must be SHALLOW
I'm BISEXUAL so I must be a SELL-OUT
I like hanging out with GUYS so I must be a SLUT
I'm BLONDE so I must be a DITZ
I like SCHOOL so I must have NO FRIENDS
I like my TEACHERS so I must be a SUCK-UP
I don't like SPORTS so I must be a FATASS
I'm NOT SKINNY so I must be UGLY
I'm PAGAN so I must be HELL DESTINED
I wear LOTS OF EYELINER so I must be EMO
I wear BLACK so I must be GOTH
I'm SMART so I must be a KNOW-IT-ALL
I'm OPTIMISTIC so I must be NAIVE
I like VIDEO GAMES so I must be VIOLENT
I like MEAT so I must HATE ANIMALS
I'm a CRITIC so I must be a BITCH
I don't TAKE SIDES so I must be a PUSSY
I'm a WOMAN so I must be GIRLY
I REPORT WRONG-DOINGS so I must be a SNITCH
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I must be a HEATHEN
I'm NOT MAINSTREAM so I must be CRAZY
I'm ECCENTRIC so I must be an ATTENTION WHORE
I DON'T GET INTO TROUBLE so I must be a TOOL
I like ANIME AND MANGA so I must be a WEEABOO
I have POOR FRIENDS so I must be DOING DRUGS with them
I'm CARING so I must be a PUSHOVER
I'm an ARTIST so I must be DEPRESSED
I'm STRONG so I must be a JERK
I am MYSELF so I must be a FREAK
I like WEREWOLVES so I must be a TWIHARD
I HATE TWILIGHT so I must be a MORON
I condone VIOLENCE so I must be WEAK
I like to HELP so I must be TRYING TOO HARD
I like GIRLS so I must be SICK
I am a VIRGIN so I must be a PRUDE
I am YOUNG so I must KNOW NOTHING
I am a TEEN so I must be a DELINQUENT
I am POLITICALLY INCORRECT so I must HATE EVERYBODY
I have a SENSE OF HUMOR so I must be INSULTING
I am IMPERFECT so I must be a FAILURE
I am SPIRITUAL so my BELIEFS must be SHIT
I am HUMAN so I must be LABELED
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