You lucky bastards! But they'll only be sketches, you'lll have to commission me for something fantabulous! >D [link] (Commissions)

The first 10 people who comment on this journal will get a sketch, free. However, in return, you must offer 10 free sketches in your own journal. If you've already done Free Sketches, simply link the journal entry in your comment... You still qualify.


Have fun with this, it's a great way to pass your talents to your fans.

1. SatanicMomo (white kitty with a ribbon and a bell around her neck) DONE

2. PsychoticSoulReaper (kirin)

3. WonderPain

4. Love-Is-Suicide-4Ever (drawn picture of [link] This one will be a bitch to draw, I can tell already) DONE (and yes it was a bitch)

5. peanutandsoap (the good scientists blowing shit up) DONE

6. nixequeen45 (a few ocs as kids. I HATE DRAWING KIDS Dx)

7. Cassie (a Munchkin)

8. theFishWhisperer1 (Jamie and Billy arm wrestling)

9.

10.

You so want to pass on your talent.

OMFG UPDIKES COFFEE MAKES ME JIZZ IN MY PANTS *seizures to death on the floor*

Never have I felt this was about a cafe mocha Updike's coffee on Post Road people, GO THERE. Support a local business

So anywho, update on all that has been going on.

a. I now have a small following of wonderfulicious freshmen. Hells to the yeah. What can I say, I just love the little bastards. They aren't very corrupted from the most part and if I can keep one kid off the needle or make them drop the knife from their wrists because I was a good friend and example towards them I'll have a life worth living.

b. I know I haven't been uploading much lately, partly because I'm lazy and mostly because the majority of the drawing that I do, I do in class. I've actually been paying attention and working in class. As such I have had little time to draw. But I'll see if I can't get some lil' things up for my wonderful watchers <3

c. Been preparing for OKTOBERFEST!!!! You are all coming. There is bratwurst and waffles. And you get to see me being dragged kicking and screaming from the cafeteria.

d. COMMISSIONS ARE STILL OPEN. Go here [link] (clicky) for info. Lina need monies for coffees and gum. ;-; I'M POOR STFU

e. SAMHAIN THIS SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!! >w< So excited! I'm not sure if this could be managed but I'd dig a traditional celebration of feast, fire and fun! AND THEN WE SACRIFICE A GOAT!!!!! Okay maybe not that last part, but bonfires and food and looking into the future and communing with the spirits of the departed is all good. Anyone interested and have an idea of a good outdoor location where we can have a bonfire and not burn anything down? It could be like a potluck with everyone contributing some om noms and a story to tell :3 _{And a goat}

Is that all? Yeah think so.

TROGDOOOOOOOOR!!!!

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain
Why the early bird gets the worm
Life isn’t always fair,

and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

He declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home without the burglar suing you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, by his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers: I Know My Rights; I Want It Now; Someone Else Is To Blame; and I’m A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

(Printed in The London Times)

Commissions are open peeps!

Cause Lina need some monies ._. And just cause I'm so sweet!

Anywho, here's how it'll go down (I'm cheap, don't worry):

Line art: 1$ (cause it be easy)

Pencil sketch: 3$

Colored: 5$

And additional things are...

Additional characters: 1$ per

Background: 3$ for pencil, 5$ for color (I HATE DRAWING BACKGROUNDS)

When commissioning, if you have a reference of what you want that would be splendid. I'll start with four open spaces.

1. Inuit shaman lineart
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4.

If you could manage to pay in cash that would be fabulouscious, if not PayPal, though someone will have to explain to me how it works first XP

BONUS COMMISSION ITEMS!!!!!

Other things I will be willing to make:

Mojo bags: 2.50-5$ (as supplies can be expensive, so it will depend on what it requires) Please explain what intent you want it to have before hand (to protect, to draw love, to cause peace, etc.)

Clubs: