What I've Learned From TVWhat I've Learned From Crime Dramas-Female law enforcement workers always have time to make themselves up-Male law enforcement workers always have time to work out and mousse their hair-Both genders have enough pay to afford designer labels, sweet cars, and fine, furnished households-And have enough time to keep them immaculate-They all have giant chips on their shoulders that interfere greatly with their professional conduct yet this is accepted-They probably also have missing family members and children they didn't know about-The law enforcement agencies have enormous budgets to spend on borderline futuristic-looking buildings
What I've Learned From MusicWhat I've Learned From Popular Music-Anyone can make it whether or not they have actual talent as long as enough people think they're good looking-A female singer's talent is directly correlated to the amount of bare skin exposed in her album covers and concert performances-If you can act, you can sing, regardless of how much vocal training you've had-If you're rich, you can sing, regardless of how much vocal training you've had-If an artist writes their own lyrics and/or music, they are instantly original and amazing no matter how bland and generic it is or how much it sucks-Auto Tune is your friend. Who wants to hear what a REAL
What I've Learned From RpingWhat I've Learned From Roleplayers-You don't need to bother with grammar, spelling, or punctuation-Nor do you need to have any idea of sentence structure at all-Always use one liners (one sentence posts) and use emoticons to show your characters emotions. And instead of describing the actions your character does, in well constructed "looks like you stayed in school past the 1st grade" sentences, use asterisks! Example: *defeats demons with one hit kill*-Fandom rps are way better than any other type because they come with a pre-made setting. Being creative is haaaaaard.-You don't need to modify your character to fit a setting they do
What I've Learned From dAWhat I've Learned From the Staff at dA-You have to cough up some cash if you want to actively request helpful Critique-Your satisfaction and artistic well-being is not as important as gimmicks to make a couple of bucks-If you want a worth-while royalty from selling your Prints you better hope some shmuck is willing to pay thirty dollars for a 4" x 6" unframed photograph-Tracing is okay-Bases are art-You can steal as many images as you like if the original artist isn't the one reporting you-Even if the original artist isn't on dA or is dead and so can't report it themselves-If the picture isn't exactly the same as the original
Bad RoleplayOoooooooStuck in a bad roleplayOoooooooStuck in a bad roleplayL L LolYou suck baby lolL L LolSuch a bad roleplayL L LolYou suck baby lolL L lolSuch a bad roleplayYou want your OC to hook up with mineIf they have chemistry I guess that that's fineJust don't force itHey hold up, bitch don't force it!I said no romance if it's not realisticYour OC's actions make my character sickHe don't want itJust lay off, I don't want this!I know that you want himYou feel like you need himGod this is bad, it's a bad roleplayJust how new are you to this roleplaying gameCause this sure is one bad roleplayYour OC'
Rainbow ChildrenWhen I was born, I opened my mouthAnd I tasted the oxygen of god on my lipsAnd I cried out loud and louder than anyone has ever criedBecause I knew that I was loved more than anyoneBecause that love loves everyone like the lover in a love storyWhere there is an entire world but only two in that whole world make a wholeI tasted gun and desert and jungle and cocaine sweatSoldiers and traffickers and people longing for just one day of justiceI tasted the acid of government that hates and tells its people to hateAnd the taste of that hate made me cry louder than the love possibly couldWhen I grew I cried because I tasted blood
Peace by PiecePeacePiece by piece we started to forget what that meansWe ripped it from its seams and tore it apart and we took those pieces and we stitched them up on war machinesAnd those pure white pieces of peace got stained with blood and mud and gunpowder and broken arrows and everything else we used to smite each otherPeaceWe took its strength and made it a damsel away in a castle and the only way to reach peaceIs to plow through a field of soldiers and to unzip the gut of a dragonAnd you take to the princess your burning red flag and say "This is for youI did this for peace"And you don't even see the glass tears running down her c