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What I've Learned...
What I've Learned From TVWhat I've Learned From Crime Dramas

-Female law enforcement workers always have time to make themselves up

-Male law enforcement workers always have time to work out and mousse their hair

-Both genders have enough pay to afford designer labels, sweet cars, and fine, furnished households

-And have enough time to keep them immaculate

-They all have giant chips on their shoulders that interfere greatly with their professional conduct yet this is accepted

-They probably also have missing family members and children they didn't know about

-The law enforcement agencies have enormous budgets to spend on borderline futuristic-looking buildingsWhat I've Learned From TV by *linawifeofL
What I've Learned From MusicWhat I've Learned From Popular Music

-Anyone can make it whether or not they have actual talent as long as enough people think they're good looking

-A female singer's talent is directly correlated to the amount of bare skin exposed in her album covers and concert performances

-If you can act, you can sing, regardless of how much vocal training you've had

-If you're rich, you can sing, regardless of how much vocal training you've had

-If an artist writes their own lyrics and/or music, they are instantly original and amazing no matter how bland and generic it is or how much it sucks

-Auto Tune is your friend. Who wants to hear what a REALWhat I've Learned From Music by *linawifeofL
What I've Learned From RpingWhat I've Learned From Roleplayers

-You don't need to bother with grammar, spelling, or punctuation

-Nor do you need to have any idea of sentence structure at all

-Always use one liners (one sentence posts) and use emoticons to show your characters emotions. And instead of describing the actions your character does, in well constructed "looks like you stayed in school past the 1st grade" sentences, use asterisks! Example: *defeats demons with one hit kill*

-Fandom rps are way better than any other type because they come with a pre-made setting. Being creative is haaaaaard.

-You don't need to modify your character to fit a setting they doWhat I've Learned From Rping by *linawifeofL
What I've Learned From dAWhat I've Learned From the Staff at dA

-You have to cough up some cash if you want to actively request helpful Critique

-Your satisfaction and artistic well-being is not as important as gimmicks to make a couple of bucks

-If you want a worth-while royalty from selling your Prints you better hope some shmuck is willing to pay thirty dollars for a 4" x 6" unframed photograph

-Tracing is okay

-Bases are art

-You can steal as many images as you like if the original artist isn't the one reporting you

-Even if the original artist isn't on dA or is dead and so can't report it themselves

-If the picture isn't exactly the same as the original What I've Learned From dA by *linawifeofL
What I've Learned...
Items For Sale
Items For Sale
Mary Sue Stuff
Mary Sue Stuff
Stamps
Stamps
Plants
Plants
Best Work
Best Work
Birds
Birds
Invertebrates
Invertebrates
Sunsets
Sunsets
Waterscapes
Waterscapes
Sold Jewelry
Sold Jewelry
Glamour Shots
Glamour Shots

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*DreamsphereINC Apr 19, 2013  Student General Artist
Your gallery is amazing! See! This is why when someone's sees a stamp they should/need to look at the rest of the persons gallery! It's awesome!
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*linawifeofL Apr 20, 2013
Daw, thanks so much :D
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*DreamsphereINC Apr 20, 2013  Student General Artist
No problemo! Really, amazing work!
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Mood: Bewildered !JordanPowers3000 Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Have you heard of this animal called an Aye Aye? You seem to have taken pictures of a lot of obscure animals, I thought you might find those things interesting. They kind freak me out, tho. :<
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!JordanPowers3000 Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yaaaay, I love huggling people, it's so much fun! :3

:Huggles:

You're so soft, you smell pretty, too! I feel so safe. Thank you! :3
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!JordanPowers3000 Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You see, this is usually the part where I ask if we could huggle but for some reason, I'm afraid to ask cause i think I'd probably creep you out. Youd probably never huggle me. :-(
Sorry if I creeped you out. I'm just a cuddly guy, I can't help it. :c
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*linawifeofL Dec 26, 2012
Aw it's all good :3 Huggles for all!
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*sammrgn Apr 26, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
wonderful works :wave:
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*linawifeofL Apr 27, 2012
Aw, thank you very much! :D
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~AtlantianPrincessA Jan 10, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Can you draw a parody sparkedog?
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