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SHUT. UP.by *linawifeofL

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We all know this person.

"Hey, I just got back from hanging out with my boyfriend! Every morning my boyfriend is at my locker. So how was your weekend? I watched Blade Runner with my boyfriend, he didn't get it, my boyfriend annoys me sometimes. I'm good but my boyfriend's sick so I'm sort of bummed so he won't be able to walk me to class, my boyfriend always escorts me through the halls, my boyfriend-"

SHUT UP! SHUT! UP! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOBODY CARES!!!!! NOBODY OTHER THAN YOU CARES!!!!!! Do they even have a fucking NAME, all you ever refer to them as is "my boyfriend/my girlfriend", just because YOU need to constantly remind yourself that you're not a failure at being a human being because in your mind having a significant other is what justifies your existence doesn't mean that you have to remind US. NOBODY. FUCKING. CARES. Nobody CARES what they texted you last night about, nobody CARES where you're going together next Friday, NOBODY. FUCKING. CARES. SHUT. THE HELL. UP.

/endrant

But I mean GOD it is SO ANNOYING

And before the unavoidable "ur just sayin dat cuz ur single and jelus" comments start rolling in, 1. I LIKE being single because it means I don't have to TRY for anybody, I know that little adolescent brain of yours cannot possibly comprehend how fun and liberating being single can be because being in a relationship is DA BESTUST THING EVUR but it's true, 2. I know people in committed relationships who feel the same exact way. Couples who shove their relationship in everyone else's faces are FUCKING ANNOYING towards EVERYBODY ELSE.

love 2 2

~~joy 0 0~~

~~wow 0 0~~

~~mad 0 0~~

~~sad 0 0~~

~~fear 0 0~~

neutral 2 2

~Sillyskittys May 27, 2013 Hobbyist Digital Artist

I think this song fits the situation well. [link]

_{_{Sorry, I had to XD}}

~xXxPunkPixiexXx Feb 16, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

I have this couple in my group of friends. They're so cute that I could murder them with a rake. Everyone else in our little group feels the same way. At lunch they're always holding hands and giggling and cuddling and being all cutesy and it's fucking ANNOYING. I mean, yeah, you two can love each other and whatever, just tone it down a notch. Or two. Or three hundred.

ANYWAY, I love this stamp XD I think I'll link it to this couple.

~OtakaraAminelli Feb 22, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

You think that's bad? A couple in a group of mine simply MUST french kiss in front of everyone by the table at lunch time, they make out in front of everyone, they cuddle, they hold hands, they refuse to work in a group unless they do it together, all cute and shit. Mean, there are other couples I know, 2 actually, but they are just either neutral or they want some privacy.
But sheesh, those guys literally take it too far.

I'm surprised they haven't had sex yet.

~xXxPunkPixiexXx Feb 22, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

That sucks /: I'd probably start throwing my food at those people if I saw that. The couple I have like to meet after school on a street corner near where all the buses leave the lot so everyone can see them slobber on each other.

~OtakaraAminelli Feb 23, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Ugghh...I know, it's so disgusting >.<

*DarkSlayer16 Nov 20, 2012 Student General Artist

Yeah seriously.

~sunkissedsakura Feb 8, 2012

I have a couple of Facebook friends who always post about their boyfriend/girlfriend. And not much later, they end up breaking up with them. lol

!KawaiiRaWr Dec 27, 2011 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

FUCK YES. This is why I need to delete my facebook account. What's more annoying- when they call them their "hubby's" or "wives", knowing very well they are not married.

!Hunter-Arkaman Sep 30, 2011 Hobbyist Photographer

This is the best stamp I have ever seen!

Most of my watchers always make journals about their love lives this and that! They're just like shoving it in people's faces when they brag too much about their relationship!

~ErinLovesXigbar Sep 22, 2011 Hobbyist General Artist

SO. FUCKING. TRUE.

That's exactly why me and my now ex-best friend aren't friends anymore, because she would either blow me off for her newest flavor of the month, or yak on endlessly about him. Hell, she even texted me one night saying she "swiped her v-card with him" AFTER ONLY 2 MONTHS OF DATING HIM. Like I wanted to fucking know that.

Nearing the end of my senior year, (she's a year younger than me) I eventually snapped one day and and said "Shut the fuck up! You don't hear me gabbing about MY boyfriend 24/7 like you do! Now talk about something other than your precious fuck buddy, or I'm outta here!"

Needless to say, we haven't talked since that day. IMO, a relationship is like a penis; be proud you have one, but don't go shoving it down someone's throat.

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